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Explaining Starby’s Holiday Cup To A Victorian Child
Dear esteemed Victorian child,
I hope this letter finds you in good health and high spirits. I am writing to you today to inform you of a curious item that may seem quite peculiar to you: the Starbucks holiday cup.
Now, I am not sure if you are familiar with coffee, but it is a delightful beverage that many people enjoy, particularly during the festive season. The holiday season is such a popular time for coffee that a company called Starbucks, which sells coffee, creates special cups to mark the occasion.
Now, I can hear you thinking, “What in the blazes is a Starbucks holiday cup, and why should I care about it?” Well, my dear Victorian friend, a Starbucks holiday cup is a unique cup that Starbucks sells during the holiday season.
It is usually red or green and has some sort of holiday-themed design on it, such as a snowflake or a reindeer. People are quite fond of these cups because they are charming and festive, and they make one feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
However, here is the thing: these cups are not cheap. In fact, a cup of coffee from Starbucks can cost upwards of five dollars, which may seem like a hefty sum to you. I am not sure if you have a job or any income, but five dollars is a pretty penny, especially if you are just a child.
So, you may be wondering, “Why would anyone spend so much money on a bloody cup of coffee?” Well, there are a few reasons. Firstly, Starbucks coffee is quite tasty. It is smooth, it is rich, and it is made with the finest beans from around the world. Additionally, Starbucks has all sorts of fancy drinks, such as lattes and mochas, that are made with milk, chocolate, and other delectable ingredients.
However, I suspect you are not convinced. After all, five dollars is a lot of money, and you probably have better things to spend it on, such as toys or sweets or whatever Victorian children are into these days.
Well, here is the thing: Starbucks holiday cups are not just for drinking coffee. They are also for showing off. You see, these cups are somewhat like a status symbol. If you have one, it means you are cool, you are fashionable, and you are with it. And let us be honest, Victorian children like you could use all the remarkable points you can get.
Now, I can hear you thinking, “But how do I decorate the bloody thing?” Well, that is easy. Just get yourself some markers or stickers or whatever and go to town. You can draw snowflakes or reindeer or whatever you like. Hell, you could even draw a picture of your mother or your pet, or your favorite teacher. The sky is the limit, my dear Victorian friend.
So, there you have it: the Starbucks holiday cup. It is a fancy, expensive, and somewhat absurd way to celebrate the holiday season and show off your coolness to all your friends. I hope this letter has helped you understand this strange and mysterious object, and I hope you have a jolly holiday season.
Yours sincerely,
Socially Strawberry
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