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Explaining Apple Karaoke to the Victorian Child
Hey there little Victorian kiddo!
Are you tired of singing in the chimneys all day and just want to have a little fun? Well, let me tell you about this amazing thing called apple music karaoke.
Basically, it’s like a giant party where you get to sing your heart out to all your favorite songs.
Now, I know what you’re thinking, “But what if I sound like a dying cat when I sing?” Well, don’t worry kiddo, nobody has to hear you if you don’t want them to. You can just put on your headphones and let your inner diva shine without anyone else hearing your off-key screeching.
Another question, “Can it play ring around the roses?” And the answer is YES! Apple music karaoke has a ton of different songs to choose from, so you can sing all your old favorites or try out some new ones.
Now, as for performing for pennies, I’m sorry to say that this isn’t the 1800s anymore. You won’t be able to earn a living by singing karaoke, unless you’re some kind of freakin’ karaoke genius. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time and maybe even impress your friends with your sick vocals. Just remember, don’t be a diva and demand too many shillings or you’ll be singing in the tub for eternity.
But the real magic of apple music karaoke is that it can cheer you up in the coal mines. I know it can be tough down there, with all the dust, heat, and constant fear of getting your arm stuck in a coal chute. But with apple music karaoke, you can forget all that and lose yourself in the music.
So go ahead and give it a try, little Victorian kiddo. I promise it’ll be a swinging good time. Don’t blame me if you get coal dust all over your party dress.
Sincerely,
Your Little Lad,
Socially Strawberry
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